Golf

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Odin (Generic Zoner) on Friday, 15-May-2009 10:10:51

Two women were playing golf.  One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.  The ball
hit one of the men and he immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.  The woman rushed
down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.  'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd
allow me, she told him. 'Oh, no, I'll be all right.  I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied.  He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position,
still clasping his hands at his groin.  At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help.  She gently took his hands away and laid them to the
side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside.  She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel?"

He replied: "It feels great, but I think my thumb's still broken"

Post 2 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Friday, 15-May-2009 15:30:23

Oh, wow! He sure got some utility out of that one! And he didn't even ask for it. What a wonderful gal! lololol
Very cute.

Post 3 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Friday, 15-May-2009 15:42:25

lol hahahah!. like it

Post 4 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Friday, 15-May-2009 16:43:14

hahahaha; love it!

Post 5 by Emerald-Hourglass (Account disabled) on Friday, 15-May-2009 18:22:39

lmao love it

Post 6 by SunshineAndRain (I'm happily married, a mom of two and a fulltime college student.) on Friday, 15-May-2009 22:27:13

Oh wow.

Post 7 by CrazedMidget (Sweet fantacy's really do come in small packages!) on Monday, 18-May-2009 18:58:52

hahaha i liked it